1. A woman's virtue to be illiterate, I have to be too wicked a.
2. I sincerely ambition to make money has become my liking.
3. Recent Always sleep, 16 hours to wake up afresh.
4. Everyone says I'm ugly, I am actually the United States is not so manifest.
5. I not tease bullying ~ ~ ~ I really do not understand him before he was weaker than I h
6. marquis wolf is nothing more than persistence.
7. I'm not the RMB, how to make everyone like me?!
8. Why do not you find a calm area to myself a few brain cells, the number of babies to ?
9. the road to success is always in construction.
10. Take it easy, I'm not a good human hh
11. life's long road, there is always the wrong steps.
12. I let the world know I'm cheap key.
13. know thatyou live well, I will feel at ease.
14. I do not care to consider approximately a life attach with you.
15. Do not call me house female, please cry me Marie.
16. human ecology is the most pathetic: We always nightmare of the horizon of a splendid rose garden, not to enjoy today in our skylight open Rose.
17. You said you may later get married and do no like, OK, I am willing to do namely you do not favor folk.
18. Life is not yu, not because of woe and customs million.
19. life is only three days, people who live in yesterday, muddled; people who live in wait for tomorrow; live in today, people practical.
20. wearing spread the goods, pedal Wenzhou shoes, combined upper and lower body not more than 200 yuan, only a hand sack package be high, because it's English name is called ? chrysanthemum tea
why China is the world's most mysterious country? because the President is the who, when Prime Minister 囧
a first-class lad is a boy, two boys boy, three boys no boy The four monks Landlords, five monks can go to play a
Fuwa drink brandy to drink Johnny waded
President, I trouble you for a case of fruit pancake, 7 cooked, a little spicy, a little more sauce, ah, there, extra egg, 谢谢
listen Jun's words, Saint
comparative study of school, take a look at the ascend of their own short stories I love your mother
the upper chapter of the announce here today, tomorrow Please continue to enjoy the same time, I love the lower half of your mother hh
you have anybody pessimistic things? say to make us happy.
woman is made of water, mire men, and Lee Jun-ki Li is made of concrete.
with people who have an iphone thing in common: that is easy to use say apologetic.
elegant with a Mac person, the person with the Sony-dressed man with a demeanor ThinkPad elegant, with an wind of Enron who HP with Dell who simply extraordinary, with Wenquxing is me is my.
have children when such as Sun Zhongmou, looking to find father Kim Il Sung.
you kas long asJin Yong wrote of the 14 writings can be connected into a couplet it? . Nothing, I am afraid to fight it.
A: Fuwa is a man alternatively a woman?
B: a small wood JJ, can not see.
C: both all masculine or all female, you to see 5 of them together for a long time, have not seen a little more to
Fuwa Great Wall dry red tearful Lady Meng Jiang, the White Snake embezzling Ciba.
sorrow was eternal aboard, how many more ** ** hh
more ancestral psoriasis, cures old Chinese.
tattoos may not be rogue, he might be Yue Fei.
001 - mouse an vexed, we are all sick cats.
002 - and a MM dispute that whales are not fish, and eventually I said, Even the copper stop did not find it!
004 - Spring I put corn buried in the earth, to fall, I will reap a lot of corn. spring, I put my wife buried in the earth, to fall, I'll be shot h!
005 - if you see the eclipse in front, do not be afraid, it is because the sun behind you!
006 - travels to brothels were not old, please use the benevolence Shenbao.
007 - Listen Jun's words, the provincial ten books I have!
008 - 0-year-old debut exterior, aged 10 years and every day high ideal of .20, 30 .40-year-old worked hard and basic orientation, 50 years old everywhere renowned mahjong with 60-year-old , 70-year-old wandering everywhere homemade .80-year-old Lara, 90-year-old wall!
009 - undressed, I was an animal, clothed I was Yiguanqinshou!
010 - Shi Tai, you're from the old monk, right! h h Shitai after long, long time, you'll spare the old monk, right!
011 - hh slothful bed, then took out 6 coins in his pocket: If you throw to six are affirmative, I went to school! thinking hesitate a long time,shenzhen massage, or forget, do not take the risk of the hh
015 - I spent 80 000 Zhou bought a jar, called yesterday to the , the face is fake, fake chest, hip is false!!! but just do not tolerate fake money !!!!< br> 017 - who masqueraded to be dead for an understanding friend, a woman makes herself by plastic surgery. < br> 018 - grew up to marry the monk, to play to play, could not play take him to eat.
019 - Oh my Lord, besides one male and one female.
020 - million Do not wait until everyone says while you find yourself really ugly ugly.
021 - If a friend can betray each amount of five, I also made a small fortune.
022 - Personals: Request as follows, A Living, B woman.
023 - to the point of the sun I'll decay.
024 - should be appropriate to eat a little, only fresh weight ah.
025 - Shanghai Triad, vibrate to Modoribashi .
026 - Fate is responsible for shuffling, but a game of cards is our own!
027 - Q: Do you like my point? A: I like you away from me!
028 - you come back I do not come one 忽悠!
029 - Life is like Zude's jaws, the next you never know who will be bad ~ ~ ~
030 - fell, got up and call ~ ~ ~ < br> 031 - the world convert addicted, in appending to teeth, for well for love.
032 - a dinosaur when passing Xi'an Jiaotong University on the trips to the lavatory, came out she sobbed: out hh Wu, martial arts field made a vector, the Drum officials, by the out. to change medical school essays a prescription, served it, and death.
035 - Memories can be woe, like a group of eunuchs on the brothel hh
036 - My life is limited, and eating is long ~ ~ ~
037 - a place to pollution in two ways: nay, or money!
038 - juvenile, we often directed at mirror production faces; old age, the mirror be evened out.
039 - You blind ah? so big you can not see the shield, but why should throw stones at my head!
040 - out first to find the reason of the problem, not a strange planet has no gravity constipation.
041 - Clap decision-making, to ensure that every of the offerings, making ass leave.
042 - we are moving too rapid, the conscience can not reserve up the hh
043 - Do not crouch to world ~ ~ ~
044 - girl from a maiden to the woman, so long and successfully, the boys become men need from the Virgin reiterated temper!
045 - Chu Laihun, wife hope to change sooner or later!
046 - a child grow up, I thought I could retention the world, and so grow up they ascertain that the entire world can not save me hh
047 - wealthy are mister! but fewer money is not also!
048 - even now I was a toad, a toad and I will not marry his mother.
049 - why long sleep before his death, since death will die hh
050 - do not want to cook, tailor, not a good driver.
051 - Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately mm Finally he killed the all students.
052 - the road voyage to Xi'an, one of Dalian Dalian man more than a lot of bluster while good, and then construct the metropolis of Dalian, said when the centennial party held in a very grand event and so on, and then asked the next one: Xi'an, next to some guy surprised a moment, after a while children, to extract a sentence: one to bankruptcy!
054 - Harmony university, maybe riding a bicycle is a Ph.D., and open-Benz may be a back-hh
055 - is the gold, always cost all of; a mirror, always reflective hh
056 - my girlfriend is due to unsuitable nuns have not seen her four, Anli do not accept.
057 - star off point can be more prominent, I been caught off the bare up !
058 - look at a beautiful MM, pain-free direction to buffet up a conversation, a brick street, elected up, stepped ahead, What scientists want to be a illusion that he is landlord of the young main, there are pregnant fields at home all day, learn nothing from nothing led a group of dogs I took to the streets to take liberties with what good and decent girl hh
060 - Do not talk to me about ideal, discontinue!
061 - rose to you, your chocolate,shanghai massage, diamonds you. you, my!
062 - the so-called wonder is waiting for your hare to a hard, followed by a wolf!
063 - What is having luck? pleasure is a feline fish dog pork, Altman played little devil!
064 - two peasants boast: egg, Do not blame the dog buns like to follow!
067 - second only to men Touxing IQ when Einstein!
068 - and work for the Chinese reading! a package of Chinese a lot of Boyd hh
069 - if You can not wear the wedding dress to your woman, then do not stop you untie the hands of her buttoned!
070 - Do not dress dirty clothes that can do a polluted witness; do not think wearing wooden slippers can do clogs witnesses hh
071 - the cause of the nation, the glory is the unit, the rendition is led by the wife's wages, property is the child, the misdeed is their own.
072 - Phoenix reborn is Nirvana, pheasant renaissance is the Evil Dead.
073 - If one day I become a rogue, please tell others, I had pure hh
074 - I only have a automobile, or their own in the hh
075 - a woman with numerous QQ No just to take liberties with a man, a man used to fill a diversity of QQ, a woman above the hh
076 - chance to see the book mate so-called present-day woman standard: ; depressed. then jot fantasy wife selection criteria: fraudulent, illusive, creature bullied.
078 - sleep is an art mm who can not stop my pursuit of aesthetic footsteps!
079 - in order to lest domestic violence, so I judged not to marry!
080 - You can live like a piglet, but you will never be as happy as a pig!
081 - lightning stealing a alarm, retaining the incipient aim, the outcome worth saying that this material most Acacia tempest, a Why do not sweep the house sweep invincible, east sunrise west rainy, raise my eyes to comparative study, transfixed hair when the authority arrow, fowls Yanyong chopper small scale, hard-edged spring, Weiweijiuzhao Po Kui, Very good bye, eight-cell tooth Lu Ice, blew new moon hh
082 - a blog diary of a woman: a decisive day, drunk and go, mobile phones and hand touched mm virginity are, sleep!
083 - and smart, but also pure and agreeable, and sexy, and lovely virgin, like ghosts, like the men are talking about it, but not an has ever witnessed hh
084 - remember the basic educate educator scolded me: You punt out! starry sky hh
086 - contraceptive effect: not successful, it will become exhausted of it, than sit and watch their heart is broken, have to mallet it up yourself.
089 - Life is tragic: the contents of hard-earned eclectic made the dream of a night the next morning all can not remember actually waking up!
090 - what my father asked me to pursue in life? I replied with money and women, the father vicious hit my face; I replied career and love, the father touched my gratitude head.
091 - men thirst, slightly stronger than that called satyr color hub, and then called the goat a little mighty, but also to strengthen called rapist, You Qijiang it has become perverted sex madman, thirst to the extreme, is called the body Aesthetics artists.
092 - I remember one day recently graduated, his girlfriend sent me a txt message: wrong.
095 - babe his mother, nothing if life there are many things to do, do not lag the effort, and I melodrama hide and quest, and quickly jumped out Come on ~ ~ ~
096 - a woman's life like two flowers: one money to spend, and second, to spend as much as feasible!
097 - became a hit mm is secondhand to describe female artist hh
098 - not just to the world is: God says: during the daytime. loveliness said: a!
099 - I really do not know many, many beautiful girls to buy clothes to wear, is to fascinate the care of boys, but boys want to see, but it is a girl with no clothes on.
100 - occasional quiet life of a mime You will feel so cool, but you a quiet life wretched hh
silent on the latest Web consumers in 2009 8 words
1. Zhuge Liang ahead coming out, infested with one army! Why the hell would experience in my go. ( users, a graduating institute students looking for work later hitting the wall repeatedly blurted out in inflame.)
2. Who says that 30 million anniversary salary of not eating the age?! (entire gifts in the previous sub-there is a white-collar women fret out of pretension, that the anniversary salary 30 million can not live, then there was a curse from these white-collar women in Dongguan, eating Granny scandal, then, white-collar workmen continue to post, who mentioned the old annual salary of 30 million can not bite!).
3. Cat who while arguing the RMB is a fake that can not stomach (TM *** really reducing).
5. crab out.
6. the economy, trying to boost domestic demand and addition consumption beyond reproach, but some words sound to people feeling a morsel of its . also melted, use them to express love is not it strange? Valentine's Day is over, the foreman might have to calculate the money you smile, love pairs and what real life leaving no trace.
8. It can not be said too thin. to be submitted to the 170 yuan every month fare also left 55 million , and is closely related to the vital interests of owners, under the express provision in the state in all matters relating should be open and transparent. then why charge that can not be said too thin, what thing can not be said too thin? new year , users have called this statement The probability is not small, 50%! or agreed to, or pass the test.
3, the poor are spared, at the Riders.
4, the pursuit of anything I Kujinganlai, but has not solve how to clean the bowl 1st then enjoy the repast.
5, in the mirror I see, there is a pearly hair, dragging me, is black, and then pulling the wrong pulling thousand hh choose not to let a pearly hair, the result, there is bald.
6, shining than the sun's patent, you too may shine, as long as you are willing to do light bulbs mm.
7, work to college is not the same, their physical and mental changes. the body, hump of the. spirit, decadent the.
8, A sapient official anime really inhuman.
9, if it is a good stage, could not make a good thing then why not?
10, however the vanquish will not die, but I do not die throw in the towel.
11. with the spirit of hip-hop blues came to life like the erhu.
12, ostrich happiness, just a bunch of dirt.
13, God, too blue! ocean, too salty ! life difficult! work, too tired! and you, and by contingency,guangzhou escort! miss you, insomnia! see you, too distant!
15, wash down medication delivery flasks, hanging to the rope, jumping, waving a small handkerchief off.
16, Tiechu to ground into a pin, but can only be floor into toothpicks Mu Chu, matter does not, more exertion is needless.
17, you must diagram out the script of your life not your parents outcome mm, the prequel is not your child, but not your friends outside the part.
2009 quotations of the most classical of tea after reading hematemesis mm die ZT
1. Bluff a few will be skillful to old out.
2. I reported one after another sex, and vulgar, and anti-Chinese artist name mm Felix Wong. Please Organization Department of the emotional words he!
3. From today, make a noble man. do not send negate status. Internet for anti-vice, the street is anti-Japanese. wear a black outfits, face victims, roaring rainy with tears.
4. child / vulgarity is a little tape / I In this brain / Lijun at the other end; later ah / vulgarity is a hunk of lessen strips / I come / girls in the front; grow up / vulgarity is a thin disc / I'm on this side / television at the additional end; and immediately / vulgarity is a short information / I'm inside / outdoor the police.
5. Chun after different anti-hanging branches to God Conan mm hanging, hanging branches tough. If you have Kobe Bryant posters, do not hang on Conan, or five hundred to send calls, intersection Jiangsu, Hubei and Hunan south, west on voluntary, North float Kyoto, has hundreds of thousands. the property mart boom, then cast the stock market has shrunk the retinue year. shortness of respiration was admitted to hospital and return without health assurance. Friends of the pity of, send Sanlu,beijing escort, drink, death.
8. Han: starting today, to be a vulgar man, cheating over the wall, traveling the world; from today, contamination of edible and vegetables, I have a house, facing the sea, he was forcibly evicted.
9. the so-called elated things: 1. do not fight father actually find a nice job; 2. do not really find a agreeable director dedication; 3. do not really marry a good wife to buy a house; 4. do not actually find a good doctor awards; 5 . do not identify as much of the pro-son; 6. do not actually get a good affair bribery; 7. do not actually handed fraught to coerce a true friend; 8. do not acknowledge a good governor father actually met.
10. test is the criminal to force others for the intention of reading, prose, physical and psychological dispose of the behavior of others. There are three circumstances, the statutory discipline increased: 1. Examination cause hanging branches, rehabilitation, or to fail the way, the threat of rehabilitation; 2. the difficulty is too high to cause physical and psychological examinations broke; 3. exam does not draw the focus scope is not arranging, not to the instruction of the hh
11. Throughout the semester all relinquished, all broken near to the exam, did not sleep the whole week, before the examination is in the back, into the examination chamber full collapse, to get the whole examination periodical tears, the whole thing back not test, test, it all will not.
12. No technical climbing trees, pre-suppressed, the base tree is killed, the night can only be a hero, upgrade control flames, cavalry storm the birds out all the Terran forces, land and air with the strong shove Night, the night after a hard-fought, seemed to be GG, and Suddenly a cheating apparatus, a chart of all human race neutral biological aggression, the result is one people have been overturned.
13. Cao unearthed A journalist asked: You died in Luoyang, Anyang why the plebiscite in the tomb built? Cao: Capital house prices are too priceless , cheaper second-tier cities. Q: slumbering with you in the end the woman who is the Millennium? A: Hush, she is Diao Chan, the word algae. Q: Finally, you can speak about this new era? A: Solitary is back with a label.
14. I use a bag of money for college, a bag for the book; graduated, with these books for money, but can not afford a sack!
15. otaku prices of paper, house woman Pay!
16. spread of the
18. classmate home to eat supper and go home send a text message and he said Simpleton is not fucking wicked!
22. Breast four results: 1. a huge inconsistency 2. very another from 3. as much 4. not as huge
23. Baidu is black Truth: Because the Iranian brothers to buy rocket launchers on Baidu, the results are counterfeit PPC cheated.
1: What can you to death, my love.
2: cashier said: no change, and to find you two plastic bags it!
3: My advantage is that: I am handsome; but my weakness is: My administrator is not so obvious.
4: What is happiness? happiness is a cat fish, dogs meat, Altman played little monster!
5: others installed Office, I had to install experience.
6: I am a fat person, not a yokel.
7: Taiwan will not regain, I一日, but four!
8: If the sun does bring ... to an end, I will not go to work; If it comes out, I'll go to sleep!
9: crazy rush of the snail.
10: Every morn should read through to get up, 12: I curse your buying immediate noodles without seasoning parcels.
13: The bookkeeper said: ?
15: Although your body spray the cologne, but I can still vaguely smell smelt scum.
16: My name is Rain, a small called bentonite.
17 : Please do a Yangzhou fried rice, more chopped green onion, a little salt, more one egg, packed away.
18: I once took to the streets, a group of girls stopped me, they said I am, I do not recognize they hit me and said I am.
19: both home and rot, faces an uncertain hereafter.
20: Sanlu to the gathering drink cup.
21: The most weird of the department: the ministry.
22: Admittedly, this centenary mosaic hinder person progress in the biggest obstacle nude craft!
23: There are 2 things in my life will not: This is not, it will not.
24 : People have their background, and I have is the back.
25: the ideal meat, cabbage life.
26: White Horse ah what the h you die! is not afraid to lose you to the prince came to see me .
27: When your mommy is not by you to throw the man raised the placenta?
28: Do not dried shrimp.
29: I am an seraph, go back to paradise because heaviness of the reasons.
30: your mother but your father cousin?
31: because of who you like hanging QQ, coax her 2 hours a day, will soon be the sun.
32: liar too enough fools out.
33: I was slaying backbones on the road cut cross the river Longyou Jiang Wen Xing you ascend up the spire is responsible for the princess.
34: Heng Dao to the day since I laugh, I laugh End go to mattress.
35: Your call is much cheaper than.
36: road is long Come, let us fight it.
37: A side of my life there have B surface S side of your life are there B side.
38: Never remedy, shrimp not!
39: Failure is not dreadful, the key to success is not his mother.
40: Now the quality of the students did also! copy over the raw footage, merely still with a mow!
41: free to study Feng Shui, accounting for a good necrosis can be thought to make up for the tomb of his lifetime of rue can not furnish good housing.
42: Ming Sao easy to conceal, difficult to control the black found.
1, I believe you are you will not go, you leave me when you've never been. mm we do that to destiny and love.
2, you feel that others Niu B, he may not think you cow B, but you must feel that others SB, in his eyes you are a SB, so I think, like unrequited love cow B, SB is the sexual gratification.
3 fool. somewhat different, the lucky woman to find a big liar, lied to her life. Unfortunately, the woman found a little liar, lied to her for a meantime.
5, where the most feeble, is loath to . could not bear the feelings of a not gorgeous, could not bear a narcissism, reluctant praise. We forever thought the best days will be very, very long, and do not quit so soon. As we relented and the lack of prowess, the best mercilessly days gone at.
6, day without reading, no one could see; one week to study, started to be Detroit Metal City; January, not reading, IQ detriment to pigs.
7, Current about four successful women in the following ways: First, learn English, marry a alien. Second, learn English, study overseas, marry a foreigner. Third, learn English, learn overseas, learn abroad and return home to marry a foreigner. Fourth, learn English, study abroad, studies abroad, to work hard, marry a foreigner.
8, some are wise and like the climate, changeable; some people fatuous like climate forecasts, weather changes it can not be seen.
9, non-stop missed, easy to live up to, unknowingly stranger.
10, Story of the Stone tells us: those who truly love the last all gone, those who have reunited the last merge.
11, if you do not constantly encounter setbacks, it shows you do not quite innovative - Woody. Allen
12, two people together, more than changing the other,Secret History of the sea, but adopted , so that the tolerance it, cerebral if the light changes, it is not life, it is warfare.
13, all problems are ultimately a matter of time, all the troubles are actually querying for trouble.
14, who never know who told you what time inadvertently said bye never really gone after.
15, a lot of things among the br> 16, the road to success is always in construction.
17, 【Do you like my angel's face, or the devil's body?】 【I like your sense of humor.】
18, got off voyage lead, said: Under
20, surmise the English word: I'm not wrong you do not. really a misinterpreting.
23, like your looks, think fuzzy. mm I suddenly felt, lacking maximum of this, more light
24, in after years, laments that Two teenagers: a stunning a time, a gentle years.
25, you'll never comprehend, to make their interest in life, we put a little effort.
26, Confucius said, not at noon sleep in the p.m. breakdown; Mencius, Confucius said, oranges for
27,9 points to 13 children, how to divide it fairly? - killing four children.
28, if she (he) to you said: 60-year-old to watch medical records; 70 years to see the calendar; 80-year-old look calendar; 90-year-old relic look.
30, in the history of the most mysterious departments: the departments concerned; in the history of the most mysterious people: insider; in the history of the most authoritative person: Brick household called beast.
31,
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